We have a new super villain in our midst. One who will help this ever evil community thrive. She will be making sure your mission section is up to date. She will also have to suffer the whim of your almighty overlord Ron.
So put your hands, talons, or hooves together and give a nice warm, evil welcome for Zokushi as our newest staffer!
Zokushi
Congratz.
(Takes out coin and hypotineses her)
NOW MAKE THEM GIVE YOU A COOKIE.
No no wait STEAL THE COOKIE.
(DOES EVIL LAUGH)
HOW old do you have to be to be a staff member
