If you look at the screeny more closely, you can obviously see that he tripped on a rock and fell on a parked car, knocking him unconious. A villain, lets call him Basta, t-bagged and took a picture of him, and posted it on myspace. This scarred him for life. From his clothes you can see this is from the 50's. Today we know this mobster as "Lord Recluse." YOU RUINED OUR WORLD!!