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This is terrible! Nothing bad is happening! We did everything perfectly, but something has gone wrong! My plans are all off-track. Mad science isn't supposed to go wrong like this! But the true test of a mad scientist is how much worse you can make things go wrong. I must examine my notes. It can't have been my scientific genius, and you're too capable a villain to have made a mistake. No, it must be someone else's fault! And I think I know who! But it won't be easy. You might want to gather some allies to you for this, if I'm right.
Here it is, right in my notes!
'Eden is often patrolled by the spirit of a hero called Woodsman, who helps to keep the Devouring Earth in check. Woodsman's powers could easily keep the bombs from detonating. Under no circumstances should I proceed with the plan until Woodsman has been discorporated and can no longer interfere!'
Looks like that page of the plan fell out of my 3-ring notebook. I knew I should have gone with spiral-bound. No matter! You, my loyal ally, must return to Eden once more and strike down Woodsman, the spirit of the wood!
Oh, and take these fresh Creeper seeds! They're the last batch for a while, so use them when you need them.
Post Mission Debrief: Woodsman has been defeated, but still nothing is happening! The bombs should have gone off. There should be images of terror and the destruction of Paragon City! This is driving me mad! How will I ever rule the world when I can't even accomplish a plan this simple? In the equation of my life, X has been found to equal despair! |
